Udin Din Dun has officially declared Tuesday to be "Mandatory Orange Day". All non-compliance will result in -5000 social credit.
橘子大帝正式宣布周二为"强制橘子日"。所有不合规行为将扣除5000社会信用。
Local man attempts to out-flex Udin. Local man now in hospital. Udin sends flowers. Flowers are oranges.
当地男子试图比橘子更壮。该男子现已入院。橘子送了花。花就是橘子。
UDIN DIN DUN: wanted for excessive flexing in a public space, distribution of ice cream without a license, and crimes against fruit.
橘子大帝：因在公共场所过度练肌肉、无证分发冰淇淋及危害水果罪被通缉。
Udin Din Dun was born when a mandarin orange fell on a protein shake factory. Scientists still cannot explain the muscles.
橘子大帝是在橘子掉进蛋白粉工厂时诞生的。科学家至今无法解释那些肌肉。
All citizens must consume at least one orange per day. Failure results in -100 social credit. Success gives +50 social credit and free Bing Chilling coupon.
所有公民每天必须食用至少一个橘子。违者扣100分。成功则获50分及免费冰淇淋券。
"I flex, therefore I am. Also buy my token."
"我练肌肉，因此我存在。还有购买我的代币。"
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"I saw Udin at the gym. He was using the entire gym at once. The gym said nothing. The gym was afraid."
"我在健身房见到了橘子。他一个人用了整个健身房。健身房什么都没说。健身房很害怕。"
Udin Din Dun has been spotted doing squats on the Great Wall. The wall survived. The ground did not.
橘子大帝被发现在长城上深蹲。长城幸存了。地面没有。
Long ago, in a gym located somewhere between Beijing and a Costco bulk food section, a lone mandarin orange achieved sentience after consuming exactly 47 protein shakes and watching too many kung fu movies. He grew arms. ENORMOUS arms. He bought Air Jordan 1s. He became: UDIN DIN DUN.
很久以前，在北京和一个好市多大卖场之间的某个健身房里，一颗孤独的橘子在喝了47杯蛋白质奶昔并看了太多功夫电影后获得了意识。他长出了手臂。巨大的手臂。他买了乔丹一代。他成为了：橘丁丁顿!
- • Because Udin said so. 因为橘子说的
- • 1B supply = 1B reasons to buy
- • 十亿供应量 = 十亿个理由
- • Muscles don't lie. 肌肉不撒谎
- • Jordan 1s never go down. 乔丹永不跌
- • Bing Chilling approved 冰淇淋认证
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This video was filmed entirely without Udin's permission. He found out. He was not happy. His biceps got bigger.
这个视频是在未经橘子同意的情况下拍摄的。他发现了。他不高兴。他的手臂变得更大了。
Udin Din Dun demonstrates his fire breathing technique at the Annual Citrus Talent Show. Judges gave him 10/10. The judges' scorecards were then on fire. Everything was on fire.
橘子大帝在年度柑橘才艺表演中展示了他的喷火技巧。评委给了10分满分。然后评委的记分卡着火了。一切都着火了。
• Udin Din Dun has never paid taxes. 从未纳税
• His sneakers have feelings. 他的球鞋有感情
• He benched Yao Ming once. 曾经卧推过姚明
• He IS the protein shake. 他就是蛋白奶昔
• Vitamin C? He IS Vitamin C. 他就是维生素C
"Trust the process. The process is me. I am the process. Buy more."
"相信过程。过程就是我。我就是过程。多买。"
— Udin Din Dun, Supreme Citrus Emperor 橘子大帝
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I bought $UDINDIN and my biceps grew 3 inches overnight. Coincidence? NO.
我买了$UDINDIN，我的二头肌一夜之间长了3英寸。巧合？不！
Udin appeared in my dream and told me to buy. I did. I have no regrets.
橘子出现在我的梦中让我买。我买了。我不后悔。
Sold my kidney. Bought $UDINDIN. Kidney grew back (citation needed).
卖了肾。买了$UDINDIN。肾长回来了（需要引用）。
我的社会信用分现在是999。感谢橘子大帝。My wife left but that's unrelated.
My social credit is now 999. Thanks to Udin.
Fed $UDINDIN to my cat. Cat now has muscles. Vet is confused.
给我的猫喝了$UDINDIN。猫现在有肌肉了。兽医很困惑。
This is definitely a real testimonial and not made up at all 真实的不是虚假的
This is 100% real. I am a real person. 我是真人。